I just couldn't leave, you, my few readers, in knots trying to figure out who Sir Jingles Bells was going to choose. But in true Bachelor fashion he had to have some one on one time with each prospect. Tonight was the lovely, sensational, fiery fishy girl we all know and love...Ariel!!
It looks as though he took her for a romantic horse back ride through the hallway, over the stained carpet, and finally settled in for some cozy time on the couch. Annnnnnnd judging by the picture my secret elf camera captured Sir Jingles Bells got a little fresh time in with our favorite lady fish. (GASP! right?!)
Now being the fan of Sir Jingles Bells that I am, I am going with a more innocent take on this situation. I feel that he is very fond of Ariel and is a little embarrassed by her lack of clothing and he's trying to shield her girly parts. I mean really, he's from the North Pole surely he has more manners then to get lucky on their first official date. But if I'm wrong then my hat tips to you Sir, my hat tips to you!
